this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au
when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money
im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.
”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”
the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink
Ned, The Piemaker l Pie-lette.
when your notp is the most popular ship in the fandom