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marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au


pricklylegs:

These are gold.


nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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spiza:

im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.


jalapussypoppers:

not gonna argue with that

jalapussypoppers:

not gonna argue with that


foxgrl:

where i belong


demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings




turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


fleshpound:

a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”

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the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink

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Ned, The Piemaker l Pie-lette.


Make me choose » riverdanes asked: Clementine or and Lee


gokuderes:

when your notp is the most popular ship in the fandom

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